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About Me Member Lurker Schelle-ElyseFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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STALKAGE!

Sun Sep 27, 2009, 3:37 PM
Helluuuuuu.

Just decided to do an entry since, like, no where else to do it. Can't do it on Twittard (Twitard =/= Twittard), since I obv. can't fit it in to 140 characters. Well, unless I abbreviate the words by letters and leave out certain words and smash it together and shiz.

So, I was just doing my usual stalkerly business on BewkFaese, and I came across a certain note. There wasn't anything particularly "OMGOMGOMGSAVESAVE" about it, but it was one of the questions.

"Has anyone ever told you that you have a nice smile?"

Seems totally normal and not at all noteworthy, but it got me thinking about the times people have told me that.
I remember I was in a grocery store with my sister and dad once, and the lady who was checking out our shiz told my dad, "Your daughter's a very nice, pure-hearted girl." I was just like, "... :D?" I hadn't talked to her at all, yet she was saying I was nice. Fascinating.
"I can see it in her eyes, and her smile," She continued, "she has a very nice smile."
My dad just thanked her and was like, "She's a good kid."

So, now that I think about it, somewhat reminds me of Zelda. Start of a legend and all. "THIS CHILD BE PURE HEARTED AND SHALL SAVE THE LAND FROM GANONDORK" Hurrr. Ganondork.

I could be liek a female Link! All I need is to dye my hair, buy some Link cosplaying clothes on eBay, and hopefully I'll magically know how to masterfully wield a sword and defend using a shield (GAWD so many adverbs). My ocarina shall be mah bells, or if I buy a synthpad from ThinkGeek, it shall be a synthpad! That would be pretty cool. Back to the not-on-topic topic!
All I would really need to do is study speedruns of Legend of Zelda (RUNNERGUY'S AMAZING AND I <3 HIM BECAUSE HE'S GODLY AT ZELDA OOT HOLYHELLLLLL) to kill le Ganonfork.

...

That wasn't really on the not-really-on-topic-topic-but-still-sort-of-the-topic-since-this-is-prolly-the-basic-theme-thing topic?

Yeah.

My thoughts process way too fast, and if you asked me to spew my thoughts, the results would be cataclysmic.
Well, not really. I just rly like that word. It sounds cool. I THOUGHT I WOULD USE IT SINCE I HAD THE CHANCE KTHXI'MSORRYGAWD.

Mind if I share my thoughts? Of course you don't. You can just skip it anerways, GAWD.

Thoughts (CRUISE CONTROL, BITCH): SCHOOL PHOTOS TURNED OUT WELL RADIO'S A GOOD SONG I SHOULD BRUSH MY HAIR MUSIC THE SOUNDS LESBIANS BLUE HAIR I SHOULD DYE THE TIPS OF MY HAIR I THINK THAT GIRL COPIED ME WITH DYING THE TIPS OR MAYBE I'M TOO SELF CENTERED GAWD I SUCK I SHOULDN'T BE SO SELF CENTERED BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK I AM AM I LLAMAS ARE COOL AND THEY LOOK COOL AND THEY FEEL FLUFFY I REMEMBER I RODE ON A LLAMA WITH MY COUSINS AND MY STUPID COUSINS ARE RETARDED WELL A SELECT FEW OF THEM GAWD THEY'RE SO ANNOYING WITH THEIR DAMN VIDEO GAME WITHDRAWAL IN CALIFORNIA AND CALIFORNIA'S SO AWESOME AND I LOVE IT THE ONLY BAD THING IS THAT THE TIME ZONE IS ONE HOUR BEHIND ME, THUS PUTTING MEHDI 8 HOURS AHEAD OF ME AND THAT WOULD SUCK SO MUCH BALLS BECAUSE 7 HOUR DIFFERENCE IS ALREADY A LOT AND SPEAKING OF MEHDI HE'S AWESOME AND AWESOME AND AWESOME AND FUCK MEEEEE I'M SO FUCKING REDUNDANT REDUNDANT IS A COOL WORD ANYWAYS TOXICITY IS A GOOD SONG I SHOULD PUT EATING SEEDS AS ONE OF MY ACTIVITIES ON BOOKFACE I'LL DO THAT NOW AHAHAHA I'M SO AWESOME USUALLY EVERYTHING I DO, I INITIALLY THINK, FUCKING HELL THAT'S AWESOME THEN I LOOK BACK ON IT LATER AND IT'S SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO LAME BUT SINCE WHEN DO I CARE ABOUT BEING A LAMER HUR ROXASROXASROXAS KINGDOM HEARTS IS OKAY MY SISTER REALLY LIKES IT I JUST KNOW THAT SEA SALT IS REALLY QUITE AWESOME ESPECIALLY IN ICE CREAM AND THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU IS SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND IT'S REALLY REALLY FUN TO PLAY I WONDER WHY MEHDI STARTED TALKING TO ME AGAIN IT'S SO STRANGE HE SAID IT'S BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE A TWAT FOR IGNORING ME AND I WAS JUST LIKE HURRRRRRRK I CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR IGNORING ME THOUGH I MEAN SRSLY WHO THE HELL CHEATS ON PEOPLE GAWD I'M SUCH A WHORE AND I SUCKKKKKKK DAMN ANYWAYS THE SCREAMING PARTS OF THIS SONG REMIND ME OF THIS ONE DINOSAUR IN BANJO-TOOIE BANJO-TOOIE IS SO AWESOME I LOVE THAT GAME I'M SO AWESOME AT IT TOO WELL AT LEAST I THINK I AM I SHOULD REALLY TRY FINISHING IT ONE OF THESE DAYS AND THERE'S THIS ONE SPIDER WHO LIKE LIVES AT THIS DESK AND HE'S SUCH AN EVIL LITTLE ZOMBIE SPIDER FUCKER I KEEP TRYING TO KILL HIM BUT I NEVER CAN HE NEVER DIES DAMMIT SO I KILLED ANOTHER SPIDER YESTERDAY AND I WAS LIKE "FUCKYES I KILLED THE STUPID FUCKER" FUCK IS SUCH AN AWESOME WORD AND ANYWAYS I HATE THAT SPIDER SPEAKING OF SPIDERS THAT ONE EMAIL THING WITH THE SPIDER IS SO AWESOME AND AWESOME'S A COOL WORD THAT I RLY USE A LOT AND FUCK ALL THE PHONES ARE RINGING EVEN MY CELL PHONE WHO THE HELL'S CALLING OH IT'S MY DAD AND MEL TEXTED ME I DON'T RLY THINK WE'RE FRIENDS ANYMORE WHATEVER LIFE IS STRANGE I CAN'T KEEP FRIENDS FOR SHIT ANYWAYS I'M GOING TO LOOK AT THE TEXT SHE SENT SHE JUST ASKED GUESS WHAT AND I WAS LIKE WHAT AND YEAH AHAHAH TL;DR RIGHT YEAH MY SISTER ROLEPLAYS A LOT LIKE A LOT A LOT SHE'S A GAIAFAG HURRRRRRRR YEAH I'M SUCH A TARD DAMN FUCKING SHITTING TITTY BITCH AGH TOURETTE'S MUCH? POSSIBLAGHH YEAH I'LL END THIS SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME AND WOW MY DOG STINKS AND ACTUALLY FUCK YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONTINUE READING THIS ANYWAYS I LIKE SINGING EEZ FUN AND ALSO THIS MORNING MY PHONE WAS VIBRATING LIKE CRAZY IT COULDA PASSED OFF AS A FUCKING SEX TOY SO IT WOKE MY SISTER AND SHE WAS ALL UGHHHHHH MICHELLE STOP TEXTING PEOPLE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK GOOD NIGHT AND I WAS LIKE GAWD I'M SORRY BRITTY UGH AND YEAH SO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS I GOING TO SHIT SHITSHITSHIT SORRY THAT FIRST SHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAY AHAHAHAHA YEAH SO I THINK I MADE SOMEONE KILL THEMSELVES THIS MORNING IT WAS DAVID AND HE WAS BLAMING ME FOR SHIT THEN HE WAS SAYING ABOUT HOW SUICIDE WOULD SOLVE EVERYTHING AND THAT IT WAS THE RIGHT ANSWER AND HE SAID IT WOULD IMPRINT SHOCK IN TO ME OR SOME SHIT SO I WAS LIKE AW FUCK DON'T KILL YOURSELF MAN AND HE WAS LIKE WELL HE DIDN'T ANSWER SO YEAH TOTALLY JUST MADE THE WEIRDEST FUCKING FAESE EVUR LIEEE NAKED ON THE FLOOOOOR AND YEAH WOO SONGS SINGING YES I WANNA FUCK MY WAY TO THE GARDENNNNNNNNNNN RUNNERGUY IS SO AMAZING HE CAN PLAY ZELDA BLIND AND HE SPEEDRUNS AND SHIT AND HOLYSHIT HE'S AMAZING HE'S A GOD I WORSHIP HIMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH SO ANYWAYS MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS SOAD IS AMAZING AND YEAH DAMN THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING WALL OF CRUISE CONTROLLED TEXT SOOO ENDING THIS

Baby mode: Read the first word.
Easy mode: Read the first 20-or-so words.
Normal mode: Read until bored.
Hard mode: Read until eyes get sore from DAS CAPSLAWX.
Impossible mode: READ IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL BITCH

... I feel strange. <3.14159265

I suck so much at staying on topic.

Topic = Zelda, btw.

BAIBAIBBYILURVEYOUFORREADINGTHISEVENTHOU GHIDON'TKNOWWHOYOUAREPLEASEDON'TRAPEME?

Note after reading it over: Fascinating to see my personality change and open up throughout this entry.

  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: Museick. 8D
  • Reading: TEXT, BITCH
  • Watching: THE MOOD PERSON YUSSSSSS
  • Playing: Mind games!
  • Eating: Oh-two!
  • Drinking: H-two-oh! I lied. I'M NOT AHAHAHAHA

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Ohellothar, you lovelylovelylovely person!

My name's Michelle-Elyse, nickname's Schelle, Moo Shu Pork (childhood nickname <3), Schelley, Schellumz, Schellerz, Schellester (sistaaaard <3), Michelley-Leeseymo (pareeeents <3), Schelley-shoo-shoo (paaaarents <3), Michelley-shoo-shoo (hurrr), and other shtuff.

Would totally describe my ability in things (vidjagames, art, singing, ee tea see!) but then I'd come across as self-absorbed, wouldn't I?

My ethnicity is half Portuguese and half Filipino (aka Eurasian. Haha, get it? Eurasian? You're Asian? I am SO witty).

TOTALLY NOT SINGLE. <3
Soliek, I guess I'd be classified as straight since I've only been with guys, but I'm open to experimentation with ladies. :3

I like seals, crayons, rainbows, potatoes, AWESOME hair, music, video games, computers (my dad's a computer technician), the internet, Portugal && the Philippines, volleyball, swimming, and some other things I don't feel like listing. HURRRRRR.

Notable favorite music doods are Say Anything, System of a Down, Test Your Reflex, Kish Mauve, Attack Attack, and The Sounds. No particublargh order.

I don't watch TV much (Thursdays are, like, the only days I watch TV because of Survivor. Srsly), but some shows I like are Survivor (re-stating in case you're insanely thick-headed), The Simpsons, and Grey's Anatomy.

Favorite webcomics are xkcd and VGCats.

I hope to be a professional percussionist and/or a conductor and/or a photographer when I grow up. Isn't that exciting? I want to do kite photography if I decide to do any photography at all. It just sounds rly fun. Colon capital dee~

Life goals: Eat something underwater []
Go skydiving []
Somehow climb up a kite []
Push a car off the road/push a car forward in order to get it to work [√]
Foam-sword-fight []
Fill a pool with balloons && line with foam.. jump in []
... Will think of more latard. :3

My addictions are music, texting, the internet, and sleeping.

My good habits are washing my hands frequently (almost constant enough to be OCD), using my manners, good grammar (incorrect grammar makes me twitch), and occasionally organizing things.

My bad habits are sleeping in late, being late to events, cussing for no reason, being sarcastic, and using 'stuff' as the answer to most things.

I have a blog which I won't share, I have a FaceBook which I won't share, but I do have a Twitter which I will share (twitter.com/Schelleyyy). SHARING = GENEROUS THUS MAKING ME 1/3 GENEROUS
HELL YEAHHH

Will think of more latard! Well, possiblagh.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Candyland!
  • Interests: Stuffff.
  • Favourite game: Prolly Paper Mario: TTYD atm.
  • Favourite gaming platform: N64

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